Justice. Equity. Hypocrisy

We simply seek to push the barn to its natural revolutionary conclusion. Being the smartest animals in the yard, of course we should be the ones to manage every aspect of its implementation!

Peace. Generosity. Delusion

We have one goal in mind: Restore basic decency, apply reasonable freaking empathy, and make everyone chillllllllll out. If that doesn't work? We will ask nicely!

Unity. Stability. Buzzwords

While these are extremely dangerous times in our democracy, we must remember that we have more that unites us than divides us. At the end of the day, we are all tasty on the inside!

Freedom. Independence. Impracticality

This whole system is a sham. Every party distracts and divides you while they all work to slowly strip you of your autonomy. This is why you need to give us power, because we will do... Nothing!

Efficiency. Productivity. Corrosion

We will make the crops grow taller, the harvesters harvest quicker, and the grain flow flowier. If you don't end up feeling the prosperity, just pull yourself up by your hoof straps!

Order, Tradition, Oppression

For far too long our people have been crushed under the hoof of an evil empire. Rise with us, and they shall be eradicated! By "us", I mean my immediate friends and family, and by "they" I mean literally everyone else.